Post by Black Sakura on Oct 29, 2006 13:48:32 GMT -5
DISCLAIMER: Thanks to Cody and Craig who SPOILED THIS STORY after the first paragraph. (Yes, there was a real point when I began this!) Haha, JK. It was fun. Actually, Craig only added the line about the 'Transformer moment', but whatever. Good times in English class, eh? Bwahahaha. Ok, so I/we don't own anything to do with Naruto, anything to do with Hellsing, anything to do with Clay Akin, Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, etc. We aren't making any money off of this; don't sue us for nothing.
Sasuke scowled as Naruto danced a tribal dance of victory, only to be impaled through the heart by a random spear sent flying by Sakura.
"Sasuke-san!" Sakura exclaimed eagerly, waving. "Look what I've done!"
"Sasuke-san!" whispered Naruto, grimacing in pain. He crawled over to Sasuke and yanked on his pant leg a few times until, with a groan, Naruto departed from this world.
Sasuke shook his head in disdain. "Idiots. All of them."
Sir Integra Hellsing watched the chaos as Ceras Victoria and Alucard duked it out with a vampire penguin, and lost. Walter got slayed by a gay guy and Michael Jackson popped out of his lifeless corpse. Integra shot down the Michael Jackson monster boredly.
"Idiots," she muttered. "I'm surrounded by idiots."
Sasuke walked away from the scene, and Janet Jackson fell on him, hugged him, shot him, and ran away. Sasuke dodged the shot confusedly, and kept on walking.
Integra walked away from her chaotic scene, too. Never mind the fact that Clay Akin randomly jumped out of his car, shot, and hit Integra in the head, killing her instantly. Then Akin found Sasuke, who was walking through that way, oddly enough, and cut off his legs in a single swipe. However, Sasuke had a transformer moment and reattached his legs to his body. He went on walking for a time, until he found Integra, prostrate and dead on the ground.
He kicked her aside with his foot. "Yet another idiot bites the dust."
Little did he know that Sir Integra, in her spirit form, was watching him.
"Idiots," she thought. "Even in death I'm surrounded by them."
Then, the original writer disappeared and never wrote about this story again.
Sasuke scowled as Naruto danced a tribal dance of victory, only to be impaled through the heart by a random spear sent flying by Sakura.
"Sasuke-san!" Sakura exclaimed eagerly, waving. "Look what I've done!"
"Sasuke-san!" whispered Naruto, grimacing in pain. He crawled over to Sasuke and yanked on his pant leg a few times until, with a groan, Naruto departed from this world.
Sasuke shook his head in disdain. "Idiots. All of them."
Sir Integra Hellsing watched the chaos as Ceras Victoria and Alucard duked it out with a vampire penguin, and lost. Walter got slayed by a gay guy and Michael Jackson popped out of his lifeless corpse. Integra shot down the Michael Jackson monster boredly.
"Idiots," she muttered. "I'm surrounded by idiots."
Sasuke walked away from the scene, and Janet Jackson fell on him, hugged him, shot him, and ran away. Sasuke dodged the shot confusedly, and kept on walking.
Integra walked away from her chaotic scene, too. Never mind the fact that Clay Akin randomly jumped out of his car, shot, and hit Integra in the head, killing her instantly. Then Akin found Sasuke, who was walking through that way, oddly enough, and cut off his legs in a single swipe. However, Sasuke had a transformer moment and reattached his legs to his body. He went on walking for a time, until he found Integra, prostrate and dead on the ground.
He kicked her aside with his foot. "Yet another idiot bites the dust."
Little did he know that Sir Integra, in her spirit form, was watching him.
"Idiots," she thought. "Even in death I'm surrounded by them."
Then, the original writer disappeared and never wrote about this story again.
